I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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