Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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