the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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