On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
