love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's just like the Real World with babies
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize