first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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