i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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