If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
