So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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