Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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