i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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