Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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