She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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