covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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