I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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