You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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