You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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