why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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