Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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