I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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