he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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