I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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