i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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