Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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