This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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