i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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