you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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