You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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