So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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