their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
