just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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