i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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