What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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