people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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