Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
