please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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