I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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