quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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