I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's blow job season.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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