Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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