Fuck appropriateness.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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