at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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