It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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