well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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