There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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