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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(303): View more from Colorado

Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega

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(302): View more from Delaware

there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(425): View more from Washington

She's clinging to me like a horny koala.

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(325): View more from Texas

I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.

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