I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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