but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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