it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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