New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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