There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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