there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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