I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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