Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just want nice things and good sex
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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