i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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